You just can't make this stuff up. Another asleep in English classes.

true 138- super sport -- BIG BLOCK 4-SPEED -- 1967 SS CHEVELLE - - you are veiwing a super straight muscle car ,to start with all who makes offers must call me my no. is in add, if you dont your offer will be automatically canceled ,i perfer you not to make a offer no matter what the offer is-, i dont want to waste your time nor do i want mine wasted, i take this auction serious and i want serious bidders hope you all understand, now back to the car- this is a very nice driver car, has a great sounding little cam rummbling through that flow master Y- pipe exaust system good driver car to take to cruiseins or car shows- has had a older restoration- many years ago,and still looks fine,has all interior in new conditon-panels- seats -dash pad- carpet ,and still has the- factory radio, factory 4-speed car- big block - 12-bolt posi- power disk brakes- have all of the oringinal ss hub caps as well in trunk- all new rubber seals -and gaskets -look in new condition, as well as new gas tank- all new complete- front suspenion,upper and lower tie rods -and ball joints- springs front and back- lake wood brand - new boxed in trailing arms and bushings- as well- all electrical seems to be in good working order too. too much to list , there has been alot of money invested in this old muscle car,and it is easy to see even though it isnt a perfect car , it is what it is a super nice muscle car - that would look good in any ones drive way, and i have goten alot of complements where ever i take it ,And turns many heads- its just a nice ride, but not a new one-, even though it is what it is, it is being sold as is where is-so bid with confindece- and i reserve the right to shut sale sell down at any time, it is for sale local,---- i do have a depenable shipper that gives me great rates and very depenable,--,i have useing them for years, so shipping isnt a problem if needed my no. 1-606-xxx- xxxx so good luck bidding (I x'ed out the phone number to save embarassment.)